St. Clair

Also known as Skank Clair: A small town in Missouri, approximately 50 miles west-southwest of Saint Louis. Saint Clair received this moniker from: 1.) being the methamphetamine capital of the United States during the late 1990's 2.) the enormous amount of bitchy fat people with hideously tacky tattoos who live in St. Clair 3.) the tendency for the girls of the town to become pregnant and drop out of St. Clair High School, just like their mothers, thus perpetuating the process of what we know as St. Clair.